by heluvjuno December 30, 2023
Get the Pimpmug. Emily (adressing her boyfriend): Carl, I just got crucified, since my company is moving overseas. I think we will have to move into the basement of your dad's country place, we can't afford the rent here in the city.
Carl: Listen sweetie, Emily. I am a Martian, and therefore have a solution for you. I was going to pimp you out to my company's secretary and and her rich bastard husband as a cleaning lady, a Cinderella of sorts. Dunno if you'd agree though.
Emily (shrieking): how dare you???. Im, as a Venusian, I think I deserve better.
Carl: Well. I don't get on that well with my dad anyways, and, besides, it's better than living in the basement of his country place, like some rats.
Emily: well, in that case, if you want to pimp me out, I reserve the right to pimp you out as well, roflmfao. (staqrts yelling at Carl): go work in construction, or whatever, now. I want you to nigger, before telling me nonsense.
Carl: Listen sweetie, Emily. I am a Martian, and therefore have a solution for you. I was going to pimp you out to my company's secretary and and her rich bastard husband as a cleaning lady, a Cinderella of sorts. Dunno if you'd agree though.
Emily (shrieking): how dare you???. Im, as a Venusian, I think I deserve better.
Carl: Well. I don't get on that well with my dad anyways, and, besides, it's better than living in the basement of his country place, like some rats.
Emily: well, in that case, if you want to pimp me out, I reserve the right to pimp you out as well, roflmfao. (staqrts yelling at Carl): go work in construction, or whatever, now. I want you to nigger, before telling me nonsense.
by Sexydimma February 22, 2012
Get the to pimpmug. A pimp is a person who controls prostitute's and gets a cut of there money in return the pimp becomes rich and mainly pimps sell and do alot of drugs aswell.
hey, look at that pimp over there hes got all da bitches and all da cash, i wanna be like him someday!
by pimpassfool March 2, 2020
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by Eggrole January 12, 2022
Get the pimp my fagmug.