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Rock the Beef

When a GF or wife requires their man to stick both their thumbs up their own butt, jump up and down, and 'hee-haw' like a donkey in exchange for permission to have a night out with the guys. "Rocking the Beef" is believed to have originated when George Washington wanted to go meet the guys, eat wings and sign the constitution, but Martha wanted him to stay home and watch "This Is Us" on NBC. For the sake of national freedom George agreed to "Rock the Beef".
"FRIEND 1: Did MJ confirm with you that we're getting wings tonight? He didn't answer my text. FRIEND 2: He said he was free, but he may have to Rock the Beef first"
by KokomoBro May 19, 2018
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Beef Magnet

an absolute dickhead who feels the need to be involved in every argument
Person 1: “i can’t believe they’re arguing again”
Person 2: “Let’s go see what’s happening
Person 1: “Let’s not get involved, stop being such a beef magnet
by beefmagnetsaredickheads December 12, 2018
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.9.Hold My Beef.9.

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Beef

by just... wow June 8, 2004
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sweaty beef

A sweaty vagina usually after a girl exercises or rides a horse or bike on a hot day
A session of hot yoga caused Cindy to have sweaty beef.
by Tyman16 September 21, 2016
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beef comb

The act of making your way through your girlfriends jungle, exploring for that coochie, being courageous for that coochie.
No true man is afraid to beef comb.
by Thenibbler March 8, 2025
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