Mike

The term given to a miserable, shell of a man that is dating or married to a Karen. (see simp)

Carl: "So, yeah... Karen made me get rid of the Porsche and get a mini van."
Andy: "Congrats on the new kid!!"
Carl: "She's not pregnant."
Andy: "...Mike"

by MRTY-2002 October 6, 2020

Mike&Julz Effect

A term for when you need automatic wins, you summon the duo. To activate its special ability, you must also have a diamond to sacrifice

I am down so much SR today, I need a Mike&Julz Effect

by DoopSnogg January 22, 2025

MIKE MIKE

The MM in the Lockheed AC-130 is called MIKE MIKE

You're clear to swap to 30 Mike Mike

Copy that sir

by Deep Vein Thrombosis November 17, 2022

Mike T. Nichols II

Seasoned product manager and business analyst with extensive experience in developing high-performance platforms and innovative business solutions. Proven success with diverse teams and emerging technologies that generated new production, escalated revenue streams, and captured market majorities. Versatile professional with design and build experience in multiple business environments. Relationship and partnership building expertise that enhanced collaborative efforts and drove projects to completion ahead of critical deadlines. Superior technical skill combined with project management practice which delivered advanced controls and protocols, cutting-edge program design, and solutions to organizational information problems.

Mike T. Nichols II is an internet genius!

by Mike T. Nichols II November 22, 2021

Mike

Participant in the "561 Keeper League", that always gets fleeced in trade deals.

Mike makes bad trades. Mike sucks at fantasy football.

by KingZ6969 September 24, 2024

Mikeeli

Very loud and aggressive, yet sweet and hard working. She will spend her time, money,. . .etc. to make sure that her friends know that she cares. Mikeeli will text you for hours and hours at a time without shame. She can't spend more than a day in a big city without missing her small country home. Nothing can stop her from perusing her dreams.

Mikeeli wouldn't be caught dead wearing pink and makeup is out of the question. This can make her friends jealous because her lashes are so long. Guys can't understand how amazing she is and she is cool with that. Unless he's the one she wants. Mikeeli can be like a medicine that makes all the hard times in life seem to melt away.

She's such a Mikeeli.
I wish I had a Mikeeli friend.

by jsnsygaskj April 16, 2019

mike

him.

mike is him.

by realfactos101 September 10, 2022