c'mayonnaise

The act of c'mayonnaise is when one is alone and with only cooking materials and ejaculates into a jar of mayonnaise and put it back into his fridge. This can often be used to take away stress.

"Camaran went left the call because he needed to go and c'mayonnaise. He was getting really stressed."

by Booiou December 6, 2013

passy mason

A generally nice girl who is usually bad with studies. She always likes to skip school and normally does a sport.

Passy Mason was not in class today

by Sportyspirit February 16, 2014

Party mayonnaise

Ejactulate

I had a crazy night and still have some party mayonnaise on my dress.

by Hithere! August 7, 2015

whipped mayonnaise

When a condom filled with semen is whipped across someones butt.

I totally whipped mayonnaise on her back last night.

by roamingsloth May 14, 2016

A Manson

When you take a crap and don't wipe your bum because you're taking a shower right after thinking that saving the toilet paper is offsetting your carbon footprint but really you're just a piece of shit.

I rushed and took a Manson because I had to get back to reading 'Infinite Jest' by David Foster Wallace

by fugug March 8, 2017

Stone Mason

When someone is very bad at basketball (especially at shooting) and bricks everything.

Bobbio ova dare is a stone mason, he can't shoot for CwAp!

by Rice Cat June 8, 2017

Texas Mayonnaise

When one individual has anal intercourse with another while doing chewing tobacco. When the individual ejaculates in the anal cavity, he proceeds to spit into the cavity.

I think I might go home and Texas Mayonnaise that respectable woman.

by Bigboiwitdastick May 6, 2018