david long

If you have this name you are probably a gourmet foods teacher at a high school in northern Virginia with a widows peak, 4 o clock aftershave, fairly hairy arms, cargo pants and obsession with younger boys. If this man is your teacher hide your wangs in your pants and make sure not to pop a boner in class or else he might pop a boner in you.

David Long: If you want your phone your gonna have to see me after class young man.

by MonkeyLadie July 2, 2016

how long do bops live without internet

They live 3 to 5 day without internet

How long do bops live without internet? Not long

by Skr41 July 2, 2024

Long

A chinese name for a bad-ass motherfucker

That's Long. He's one bad-ass mf.

by WatsGoois November 21, 2023

Long long

Penis

My mans gonna go give that ting the long long

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Long

1. What Asians’ eyes are
2. What Asians’ dongs are not

Long is the Chinese word for dragon

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Long Yin

A student in Hong Kong with a lot of Rizz. No kidding. He gets all the girls.

That chick be simping for Our boy Long Yin.

by Axoluga October 16, 2023

long term stranger

Someone you’ve been talking/texting for a long time, yet barely know much about them other than their name.

Adam: I wonder what Dolly is doing right now, I haven’t talked to her in a while.
Eve: Why can’t you just go and ask?
Adam: Because she usually doesn’t respond until a month or two go by
Eve: I guess she must be a long term stranger

by Vbdullelvh June 17, 2024