Leftist

People who vaguely identify with some part of the political left. A jejune term, it is often used by people who think they're socialists despite opposing Marxist-Leninist ideas and refuse to touch socialist theory. They are often misguided Social Democrats and as such are actually pro-Capitalism, not anti-Capitalism.

Socialist: Hey, I'm tryna set up a Dictatorship of the Proletariat with my comrades.
Leftist: NOOO I hate dictatorships! Stalinist!
Socialist: So you don't know what you're talking about? Read theory.

by bolizen March 27, 2021

Smoke a Lefty

Referring to the fact that all gay smokers, smoke with their left hand.

"Hey Chris Crocker!"
"Yeah"
"You Smoke a lefty, haha"
"LEAVE CHRIS CROCKER ALONE"

by Riley T. May 1, 2008

Left4Rat

A rly skinny bitch on instagram who doesn't like Billie as much as MK but shes still cool <3

Left4Rat needs to stop going live its killing my phone battery

by yeehawgirl420 February 20, 2019

leftist fascism

A leftist fascist regime is one that forces tolerance for even the worst bullshit in society, such as casual sex, porn, drugs, gangs, even criminals, etc., often in the name of "someone's rights", ends free speech, and oppresses/dehumanizes people who are unable to fit in with the bullshit, by calling them names like "racist", "sexist", for example, or any other word that ends in "-ist" or "-obic", resulting in much suffering. This is similar to what is happening in America today.

Example of a regime of leftist fascism:
Person 1: Hey I hate porn. It's disturbing. I hate girls who do it. It causes people to get raped and sexually assaulted ...
Person 2: Fucking shut up, you SEXIST ASSHOLE!! Women have a right to express sexuality how they feel. If you hate porn, GO FUCK OFF with other garbage who also don't support women's rights like YOU!

by John532 October 30, 2020

leftovers

When a girl gets very wet from being aroused and the guy goes down there later and she is still wet. She has the leftover wetness from earlier.

guy: oh my god! you're are so wet
girl: no I'm not? those are just leftovers from earlier
guy: ohhh... well i guess I'm having leftovers for dinner!

by bitch basket fagola March 11, 2011

Leftist propaganda

Term used by vilan capitalists to describe facts being generated by a more sophisticated person. These facts are hard truths, ways to live by, NOT alternative facts or fake news. While leftist propaganda may be propaganda, it is in fact the truth about the correct way of living.
This is often used by those who are too dumb to see the truth in front of them: that we should put our means together to achieve the impossible!

Person 1: Oh man, I need to pay my university fees, but i’m broke.

Person 2: You should have tried to get scholarships and loans.

Person 1: The percentage of students that are drowning in loans until old age and can’t provide for themselves all because the capitalist society did them wrong is too high. The government should pay for studies for everyone. That way, everyone has an equal chance at getting a good job, and universities are not based on money, they are based on hard working high school students that get good grades and demonstrate more than honourable achievement.

Person 2: That’s all just leftist propaganda! Me and daddy’s credit card will pay for uni for me so that I need not suffer like those who work harder but have less money.

by Patate324 April 3, 2018

Leftist Aliens

- elected politicians that have LEFT their post and are hiding out across the border instead of representing people in their own state

HE: Have you seen anything of your state representative?

SHE: No, but I heard he is one of the LEFTist Aliens hold up in another state

HE: Did you say "left us.." - what about our collective rights?

SHE: Exactly..!

by op_position March 9, 2011