When a bearded man wearing a bag of lettuce as a hat ejaculates into a glass bottle and into it he adds one teaspoon of gluten free chocolate syrup, a pinch of salt, and 5 milligrams of his own feces. He then murders his own grandmother and adds a pint of her blood into the mix, stirs it, and forces the mix into a woman's anus.
by realrealbananapeel September 10, 2023
Oh, I went to Josh's house last night and gave him the 'ole Kentucky Seatbelt while his grandma watched and finger blasted herself!
by silverback6969 December 10, 2024
When you tie your friend's exquisite beard around your waist so he can't get away whilst you skull fuck him.
Oh, I went to Josh's last night and gave him the 'ole Kentucky Seatbelt... while his Grandma watched!
by silverback6969 November 15, 2024
When you tie your friend's exquisite beard around your waist so he can't get away whilst you skull fuck him.
Oh, I went to Josh's last night and gave him the 'ole Kentucky Seatbelt... whilst his Grandma watched!
by silverback6969 November 17, 2024
by DDSP17 May 12, 2020
by starfoxxx September 16, 2015
1.) A particular breed of Southern Kentucky asshole.
2.) The best sphincter you've seen all day.
3.) A butthole that is of Remy Lecroix or Shia LaBeouf status.
4.)Anything that is the cremé da la cremé may be referred to as The Kentucky Starfish
2.) The best sphincter you've seen all day.
3.) A butthole that is of Remy Lecroix or Shia LaBeouf status.
4.)Anything that is the cremé da la cremé may be referred to as The Kentucky Starfish
Wow, I'd tongue-punch that Kentucky Starfish!
Well isn't that an adorable Kentucky Starfish?
Honey!, Look at that Kentucky Starfish.
fartbox booty butthole sphincter anus
Well isn't that an adorable Kentucky Starfish?
Honey!, Look at that Kentucky Starfish.
fartbox booty butthole sphincter anus
by BoxBuster August 24, 2015