Kentucky Splatter

When using a toilet whether public or personal and lifting up the toilet seat to find shit splatter on the bottom of the toilet seat. This fecal splatter being clearly visible to the user upon lifting the seat to piss.

Defecation upon such a violent degree that it rebounds and splatters onto the bottom of the toilet seat. More often found in places in close proximity to a Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Dude, I went over to Emma's house and shes got kentucky splatter all over her toilet, damn I didn't know she was capable of a violent shit like that
by MexicanBoi13 April 18, 2023
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Kentucky Whirlwind

After eating a hefty plate of baby back ribs, one partner assumes an upside-down, cross-legged position on an elevated surface while the other runs circles around the first. Both partners expel their barbecue-fueled farts, resulting in a swirling vortex of methane.

To ensure proper execution, the upside-down partner must unleash a cry of "Howdy do!" in a long drawn-out fashion, spurring the partner in motion to increase their revolution speed, thus resulting in a very powerful, odorous whirlwind.
Partner 1: Have you thought about that thing I asked you earlier?

Partner 2: Oh right, the Kentucky Whirlwind? Yeah totally, I'll give it a shot.

Partner 1: Okay, did you defrost the ribs like I asked?

Partner 2: What ribs?

Partner 1: I want a divorce, Susan.
by Yung Fetus March 22, 2019
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Kentucky Whirlwind

When someone swirls their tongue around the head of a cock as fast as possible.
Man last night she gave me the good old Kentucky whirlwind and it blew my mind!
by Shuttereye February 22, 2022
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Kentucky Chungus

When you stick a drum stick in your arsehole and eat it.
Danny held me down and performed a Kentucky Chungus; In order to provide proper nutrition to the team before the big game.
by Thicc_Chungus_42069 December 23, 2022
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Kentucky Moms Slay

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M oms
S slay
I wanna Kentucky Moms Slay.”
Do you want to see my therapist..?”
by Erika&Zamira&Red July 05, 2023
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Kentucky Handwarmer

The result of using an inside-out plastic bag as a glove to pick up after your dog.
Man, I walked Rufus today after his not having a walk yesterday. After his second stop, we had a good start on a Kentucky Handwarmer.
by sans culottes June 11, 2013
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Kentucky kiddie pool

When you fill a truck bed full of piss.
George took a dip in his Kentucky kiddie pool last week
by Everybodyleft September 20, 2020
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