A Log Just Hit the Fire Door

The sudden onset of the need to shit urgently.

Damn, A log just hit the fire door, I'll be right back.

by ipat8 February 16, 2024

big fat austrailian man with big dih who just shat himself and became a nigerian

It's in the name.

me: yo bro u just became a big fat austrailian man with big dih who just shat himself and became a nigerian
jake: wtf
bob: bob

by Some random dude :D October 1, 2025

just a friend

used by boys as an excuse to have hoes

girlf: ‘who was that girl you were with yesterday?’

boyf: ‘she’s just a friend’

girlf: ‘she’s a hoe’

by ynwmellyxxxx September 17, 2023

Just a mom

It's a sarcastic statement. No mother is "just" anything. Motherhood is an important role in life.

"Oh, yeah she's just a mom."

by tscullen June 11, 2018

just some dead guy

A line used to make it look like you weren't trying to troll someone with "Joe Mama" or a similar phrase.

Person A: I decided to dress up as Axol for Halloween.
Person B: Axol your nuts off?
Person A: No, just some dead guy.

by ChameleonDragon February 13, 2022

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself

Suicide is not the answer.

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself
No, everyone you know will miss you
You're right

by Bi poppi January 12, 2023

Just-ice

When your gone to jail and gotten out and return with a 36' tall dumptrunk with 50,000 liters of cow shit and bury your enemies up to their necks and leave them buried smelling fresh.

Just-ice is the best beverage as it's a creamy chocolate it's must better than justice. It's a alternative justice option for brutality survivors.

by Cody5050 August 2, 2022