john brycer

A person that has a low grasp of development skills.

Oh my gosh, you're not using try-catch, you're such a john brycer!

by HodedaBiceps August 20, 2023

john deluca

The sexiest kid you will ever meet. You will want to skip anal and go right for kids.

Did you John DeLuca him?
I want a John DeLuca in my life.

by thatdelucakid December 27, 2015

attention john

n., a person who gives an attention whore what he or she wants the most. This kind of person is required to keep the whole attention prostitution enterprise going.

Example:
Attention whore posts a picture of perfect semi-nude body with caption, "Nobody <3 me cuz im 2 fat. ;("
Attention john comments, "No, baby, you're beautiful in every way! I'm sure you are smart and kind and honest, too!"

by perdix_ November 2, 2014

john chadley

J. Chadley is a person who dominates women as he has a massive dong

Man john chadley just stole my girlfriend and got her pregnant

by Normal British child August 29, 2020

John Mock

He is tall but also just the right size. Has big pretty eyes. Strong man who acts like he wants a lot of girls when in all truth he likes one girl and one girl only. He will end up marrying a girl with the name that starts with the letter A. He treats the girl he likes like a princess and cuddles with her but he does not have the balls to tell her he likes her deep down and he does not have the balls to ask her out. He is a mommas boy. He cares what people think of him sometimes. He is also a very sneaky person.

John mock is a big player

by Havemykids June 13, 2021

John Tolbert

John Tolbert is the best name in the world he is the best person in the entire world.

I love John Tolbert

by JohnArkansasFan December 17, 2020

john f

A person who is really good at basketball and and can be a douchebag when he wants to be

that guy is breaking up with her that a real john f

by james the boss 1234567890 May 1, 2018