The angry jocky

When you are having anal sex from behind. You grab a long tube sock and put it in her mouth, turn on the Lone Ranger Theme song to set the tempo for each thrust.

After we had too much tequila, I done the angry jocky on Sheila.

by Z.A.R. April 30, 2022

neck like a jockeys bollacks

" having a hard neck" meaning you will ask for anything, cheeky

John : well Jack, I'm awful upset my car broke down
Jack: sorry to hear that, I have a spare car in the shed

John: can i have it !
Jack: Jesus you have a " neck like a jockeys bollacks"

by Bum_man October 30, 2022

Flying-Horse Jockey’s Fan Club

People who believe that a man who allegedly flew to Jerusalem on a winged horse is the final prophet of God.

I saw a lot of lefties at the ceasefire now demonstration…..oh and the Flying-Horse Jockey’s Fan Club.

by The Thegn of Tottington February 5, 2024

Riding like a jockey

An expression referring to when a woman performs the 'cowgirl' sex position enthusiastically, vigorously and for a relatively long time.

"We was up all night, Gazza!"
"She was riding like a jockey !"

by Anterooo November 17, 2023

Riding like a jockey

An expression referring to when a woman performs the 'cowgirl' sex position enthusiastically, vigorously and for a relatively long time.

"We was up all night, Gazza!"
"She was riding like a jockey !"

by Anterooo November 17, 2023

Headbutting his jocks

When a massive big Grogan is knocking on the back door, It's headbutting your jocks.

Bill ran in urgency to the rest room after 24 chicken nuggets and 3 red bulls for breakfast. He was on a tight line if he could make it or not after his tummy got full of all that junk.
He knew if this massive Grogan that was headbutting his jocks wasn't gone from his sphincter he was going to have a mess on his hands after the exorcism of his anus took place in the porcelain throne room.

by Rusty Trombosis March 12, 2024

mixed nazi camel jocky

A home boy who is being a hoe at the time

Yeah ya mixed nazi camel jocky

by The Difiner March 26, 2024