Jacob

Jacobs are a weird type of breed of human, they tend to have a sexual attraction to spice and life their life on it. A Jacob tends to have underboob fetishes and like to touch girls underboobs. Jacobs are also very determined and are sexy beasts.

Ethan: Yoo Jacob is whack fam, he be packin those spices tho he a spice master fr.

Nick: ah fr tho spiceeeeeee

by Nick P from Hamilton ON October 31, 2019

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Now that I’ve got your attention. HELP!!! IVE SOMEHOW BEEN SUCKED INTO THIS WEBSITE AND MY PHYSICAL AND MENTAL EXISTENCE IS STUCK INSIDE URBANDICTIONARY.COM. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME!

Hey Jacob… YOURE STUCK IN A FUCKING COMPUTER VIA URBANDICTIONARY

by HELPTHEBOY November 23, 2021

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A young money makin movin round bad bitch gettin money maker trapper.

jacob jefferson rollin’ up again?!

by JGooaup October 29, 2018

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Jacob

Selfish, narcissist bitch who blames all of his problems on other people

Jacob is the biggest bitch I ever met

by xxx_69_Stanky_69_xxx March 9, 2022

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A serious dipshit who has no concept of a woman, tends to be a virgin until death. Frequently has anger autism outbreaks do to little man and small penis syndrome. Typically thinks he can rap and fight. Also tends to weigh under 100 pounds and have vigorous battle with winds. Looks all bone, no muscle. Sound cloud: jdnk (Know Who You Are)

that little faggot jacob cant hit a ball

by NRHS J DUNk April 16, 2019

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