Jake

Has a weird love for turtles and is generally shy, but a funny person.

Joe: That "Jake" kid is always real quiet
Mama: He's real nice when you get to know him

by RoombaMan1929 May 29, 2021

Jake

Someone who says things that are so outrageous you don’t know what to think. They are borderline scary to be around but equally hilarious.

Jake: “I tried to order a McTopSloppy and a McChinamen at McDonald’s and the girl at the drive thru was so shocked at my knowledge of the secret menu that she quit her job instantaneously…good thing I didn’t request the McPhagomania or she would have cried”

You: “Alright man, glad to hear it”

by EricShun100 July 25, 2023

Jake Dahl

The hottest man to ever walk the planet. The bestest friend anyone could ask for. The most cutest cutie.

No your the cutieeeeee.

God damn this Jake Dahl goes down like fine wine.

by Weedzon February 3, 2022

Amber and Jake

Amber and Jake.. two people who's love for eachother is everlasting.. two people who no matter what will love eachother and cherish eachother.. I love you amber - jake

"hey did you see those two?" "Yeah there definitely like amber and jake'

by Johannesburg paulsty March 5, 2023

Jake

A boy who runs away from year 7s but gives it verbal to everyone he thinks he’s bad but get violated majority of the time

Quick it’s a year 7 do a jake

by Fagstar77 April 15, 2020

Jake

A theatre kid who is too loud

Jake: I hope I get the part I want in the school musical!!!!!!!1!!1!1!!!1!1!1!
Anybody else: shut up we’re in the library

by Cowboy_StateFarm November 10, 2020

Jake

An immature guy with one of the holy trifectas--very large phallus, very large libido, very large actual heart--that make you want to slap him really hard but sametime kinda hit your knees and succcsuccc best you can so he will appreciate you the most possible.

Ugh I dunno what I'm gonna do about him; so annoying at times, but big sigh he's suchhhh a Jake I can't help myself.

by Imouto-chan January 4, 2022