painted my pants

The act of cumming in your pants

Last night I accidentally painted my pants

by H-hewo? October 14, 2018

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Colorado brownie pants

Verb;When you shit all over your husband legs and let it harden, then he wears them as pants and goes to a very important meating the next day.

"I gave my husband some Colorado brownie pants and he got fired."

"Hopefully he'll spend more time with me now."

by Please kill me fam November 14, 2016

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uncle herman pants

Cut off pant legs with elastic sewn into the tops, worn to give the illusion of someone wearing pants under a long coat, allowing them to flash others with less suspicion than spoeting bare legs.

We caught him wearing Uncle Herman pants and wagging his cock out of his coat

by Dr. Lizardo March 21, 2023

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worm in his pants

A way to describe a mans small penis

"Oh did u hear that jerry has a worm in his pants."

by Dragonbattle06 January 31, 2020

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Bunker Pants Bunny

Someone who always fucks or dates firefighters

Oh my god, she is such a bunker pants bunny, she has slept or dated every fireman in the county

by Bunkerpantsbunny September 6, 2016

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The 2nd most hardest, most gangster, most brutal insult .....
.......To anyone under the age of 6

*Other variations of this include Wee Wee Pants but the lack of triple alliteration makes less effective and Piss bitch/boi but that is not toddler vocabulary*

mean 4 year old: "I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?"
hardest 5 year old on the pg: "You're a Pee Pee Pants"

by Zenagon May 12, 2021

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