Jon: "Hey Carl, I haven't seen you in a while. What have you been up to?" Carl: "Roo Human, not too much. Just hanging with my GF!"
by RooHuman July 18, 2022
Have you ever heard of the human centipede, this occurs usually every Friday beginning at around 3:00 pm at Hunter’s house during which the accumulation of ignatius douche bags gets tired of not having any female ass to consume and therefore begin a ritual in which one person bends down and the person behind them begins to eat out their ass hole, this continues as more and more people add onto the chain creating a large circle of gay ignatius douche bags eating each other out. Another ritual that typically takes place known as “The Circle of Life” during which the people at Hunter’s household form a circle where a person takes his right hand and begins to stroke the penis of the person at his left, the circle of douche bags continues this until the clock strikes midnight and they all cumshot at once into the eyes of the person beating their dick off.
by Yopussyfeellikeblubberwithlube February 20, 2019
by TheHumanSpork October 20, 2015
If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.
by QuacksO April 30, 2020
by Axqw July 13, 2023
On a male, when you constrict their testicles (specifically with a hand) and press on their prostate. The same is more difficult with females, as it requires pressing on their clitoris and asshole at the same time.
You will know the screenshot is complete when the woman says "wrong hole!" or the male leaks a small amount of precum.
You will know the screenshot is complete when the woman says "wrong hole!" or the male leaks a small amount of precum.
Man! I was with this girl last night. She was so freaky she even did a human screenshot on me!
That's sick, dude.
That's sick, dude.
by Zay_Man November 19, 2022