The act of shoving push broom and floor squeegee handles into the anus and then walking backward to clean the ice between periods of a hockey game
"Want to go to Earl's party Saturday night?"
"Budget cuts to peewee hockey caused Wendell and I to volunteer as the Human Zambonis during the tourney. It takes a village dontcha know."
"Budget cuts to peewee hockey caused Wendell and I to volunteer as the Human Zambonis during the tourney. It takes a village dontcha know."
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
Get the Human Zambonimug. Human. we are all human.
by MoldyGHsBiggestFan August 28, 2023
Get the Humanmug. A corporation humanizing itself, usually through social media such as Twitter, to make you think that the corporation is your friend, or at least a person, as opposed to a business built for profit.
all of these brand twitter accounts that have been posting random shit are just examples of how normalized corporate humanization has become in today's world.
by jai_ June 1, 2023
Get the Corporate humanizationmug. 
When you kidnap someone and take them to your basement then proceed to tie them up and light them on fire while making them watch all the Fantastic Four films on a loop until they burn to death.
by Ur Local Farmer June 1, 2020
Get the Human Torchmug. by Međed November 3, 2022
Get the human npcmug. 1. Adjective. A human is not a creature, despite popular beliefs. It refers to the way one acts when they hear a word that triggers strong emotion, such as a word that had previously had large impact on said person, and creates strong emotions
2. Adjective. The way to describe words that cause "human emotion"
2. Adjective. The way to describe words that cause "human emotion"
1. The word "basket" was spoken and everyone could feel the human emotion from Eliza.
2. The word "basket" was a human word for Eliza
2. The word "basket" was a human word for Eliza
by Pötassi7m June 13, 2022
Get the Humanmug.