This is a four legged ball of love that constantly needs cuddles and a special mixture of oats, hay, and a bit of water. They can connect with humans through the mind and become one. Nobody can take these beauties down! They are often floofy and lazy. They can also be energetic and non-floofy. If you see a horse either pet it, or don't because sometimes they will bit your arm off... oh well!
Do you see that horse in the field?
My cousin Janet had a horse once, you can tell because she only has one arm.
My cousin Janet had a horse once, you can tell because she only has one arm.
by Horselover215 July 6, 2020
Get the Horse mug.Absolutely bullshit has just fucked ur tight little ass and feels like a horse but is actually just a fuck tone of bullshit
Hey bro I'm not a simp I'm just being nice by giving money to her to buy clothes
Bro that's fucking horse cockery
Bro that's fucking horse cockery
by LeFishe September 4, 2020
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by Solid Mantis September 17, 2020
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Get the Horse Girl mug.Don’t ask where or how the good luck has come your way even if it’s in the form of a discord message.
Kid, don’t look a gift horse in the discord message. You’ll lose out on the gift, the horse, and the discord message in the end.
by Kitkatandfriends October 12, 2020
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