Golden Jubilpee

A 50th birthday party where the birthday person is given a golden shower at the moment of blowing out the candles. instead of presents can you get Pee scent. Similar to a comedy roast but where the birthday person is literally pissed on.

On my 50th birthday, I had a hint that there might be a surprise in store but instead received a golden jubilpee Arranged by my ex girlfriends!

by anonymous January 5, 2022

Golden hole

When a woman pees on a declining surface/hill/terrain/etc and the pee waterfalls into/ over her butthole.

Laura squatted over a steep riverbank holding a tree trunk while relieving herself. The urine sloshed through/over her butthole creating a brilliant GOLDEN HOLE for everyone by the Hillsborough river you see.

by Golden hole June 10, 2022

Golden experience Requiem shit

A shit when right as you get up you gotta shit again, this loop goes on for a long time

The golden experience requiem shit left on the toilet for 3 and a half hours.

by British better than french March 3, 2025

Golden Age

A period of great prosperity in a location or media, usually preceding an abrupt decline.

The Golden Age of Rome wasn't so Golden after Nero and Caligula's reigns of terror came and went.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 22, 2021

Golden Penguin

It’s where you hang upside down and pee on yourself, while also letting the urine drip down onto your partner or partners.

Veronica showed me what a golden penguin is and my life will never be the same.

by AgentDerb January 7, 2022

golden day

Your first day in heaven

May the deceased make it to the golden day!

by St. Crypt May 14, 2022

Golden Phonebox

When two men with a pissing fetish go dogging in a BT phonebox.

"Oh mate this phonebox smells awful!"

"yeah some dutty cretin has had a golden phonebox"

by I am so very cool October 14, 2018