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The Dirty Goat

The dirty goat is the act of placing ones cock and balls in between your legs, pressing you’re legs together tightly, and suddenly exposing your ass cock and balls all at once therefor giving someone the dirty goat
Kevin: (exposes his dirty goat)

Alex: “Oh what the fuck Kevin!”
Bill: “kevin just gave you the dirty goat.”
by The motherfucker February 27, 2019
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The Goats

The Greatest of All Time.

Matt and Melissa are the Goats of the 5-Pin Bowling World. If they were to have children they would be the baby Goats.
Matt and Melissa are the Goats of the 5-Pin Bowling World. If they were to have children they would be the baby Goats.
by MDRUNOUT February 1, 2023
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Dirty Goat

When a man desires his partner sit on his face after a bowl movement, and cleanse their area with his beard.
He wallowed in the dirty goat she had given him as her thick fecal matter permeated his gray goatee painting it a rich brown masterpiece.
by Synaptic4Play March 20, 2021
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GOAT

GOD OVER ALL THINGS
young thug used this a lot and more rappers use this as this definition.
eg: I love my religion for me is goat
by adyytalent October 30, 2025
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Goat Mash

A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.
by pureownage54 December 21, 2008
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goat rooter

Similar to dog rooter- one who does little to no work and instead prefers to fuck goats
“Why didn’t you finish that job Edward? Too busy fuckin’ goats eh? You’re a goat rooter”
by 5 percent nick February 2, 2018
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