One who has sexual intercourse with artificial grass, otherwise known as "turf." One who "gets it in" with synthetic grass.
John had his way with the Superdome Saturday night, silly turf fucker! The groundskeeper had to run off the turf fuckers this morning before the big game.
by Trevor Fields April 29, 2011
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man the other night I was in a good position to get head from my old lady and she had to fucker Foul Me by bringing up that bitch I cheat on with her last month
by Minge June 3, 2018
Get the fucker foul mug.A person who tries to fuck you under the guise of “cuddling”. Tend to present themself as a compassionate, “open” person who genuinely cares when really their behavior is completely self serving. Tendency to believe/say things like the world is a giant crystal. Probably attends Burning Man.
by Lobizzle October 8, 2018
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Get the fucker puncher mug.When a mate tells you they taught a dog to do the one instinctive trait dogs do, bark. They also enjoy taking photos with dogs and loves to get up and about when they see family dogs.
by Ye mums ye dad November 5, 2021
Get the Dog Fucker mug.A man who fucks another man’s wife. He lives by a code and will NOT have sex with another man’s wife if he is friends with that guy. He resonates 50 shades of grey energy.
Ryan’s a wife-fucker. He goes HAM & sport mode on another dude’s wife all night and/or the entire weekend - 50 shades of grey shit.
by Wife-fucker April 4, 2025
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