Five Week Challenge

When a male tries to go five consecutive weeks without masturbating. Sexual activity with others is permitted during the challenge—only self performed actions are forbidden.

Ever since I started the Five Week Challenge, I spit game all the time. I can't help it—I'm so horny!

by theschrine August 9, 2012

Five Quarters Cold

Temperature cold enough to cause nipples to be the length of a stack of five quarters.

It's five quarters cold outside today.

by Mr Code Name December 1, 2011

Forty-five Days of Stupid

That time generally starting a few days before Thanksgiving and ending sometime after the New Year where everyone appears to lose all common sense. Highlighted by events such as Black Friday, Drunk Christmas Parties, Fights over parking stalls at malls, erratic driving on freeways, an unexplainable increase in the number of people out and about, and general chaos wherever people tend to congregate.

Dude this sucks. I try to go to a store and I get hit by the Forty-Five Days of Stupid. People cutting me off on the drive over, fights over a parking stall, crabby-ass folks in line at the check out, and clerks that look like they would rather kill you and stick you in a closet than ring up your tab.

I'm gonna go in the basement with a six-pack and wait it out.

by Bob1655 December 23, 2011

high five pyramid

When you do a girl from both sides and high five the guy on the other side while you're doing her.

Me and my boy gonna do a high five pyramid on her.

by Jay Khat February 18, 2012

Five Day Status

The status that you gain when you do the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump five days a week. This is especially impressive at boarding school, when you live with a roommate.

Jim: yo, I never beat my meat at boarding school
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!

by Perry Hubes February 27, 2011

Legendary High Five

The high five given after going skiing with your bros and the town's favorite whore.

Dude, remember the legendary high five we did last night after kelley beat us down the hill when we all went skiing?

Dude, so word.

by TittySlamSwag July 8, 2011

gooch five

the act of swinging one's testicles back in forth causing them the make a slapping noise upon contact with the gooch.

Man I'm gonna nailed her so hard i gooch five myself all night.

by RedAtomsk August 20, 2011