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fake friend

a fake friend is someone who pretends to be there for you. But at the end of the day, they start gossip and they don’t help you at all. They can be super snobby and rude. they act like they care, but they don’t.
look at maggie
“she’s such a fake friend
by Angelic hair 12 January 9, 2019
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Cheap Fake

Any unedited video of Joe Biden's cognitive decline that the Biden administration does not want the public to see.
Did you hear the White House is calling certain videos 'Cheap Fake' videos now? Like when Joe crashed his bike, fell down the stairs, and had his hand held by Barack Obama.
by SpankyBawl June 19, 2024
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Shaolin 42 fake-out

The Shaolin 42 fake out (Commonly called the Nerve strike attack) is a pressure point tackling move that will paralyze the victim and send them to a 20 year knock-out blocking their chi. Its non lethal however once used on the victim they will permanently be able to wishtand it twice. In addidtion to that defect, the victim's endurance could potentionally become greater or significantly weaker.

The only known documentary of the Shaolin 42 fake-out ever being used was by Master Oogway preventing Tai Lung from getting the dragon scroll. After performing the moves necessary Tai Lung immediately dropped to the ground knocked out cold, seemingly dead. Tai Lung was then sent to Chorh-Gom prison who later learned the move and after escaping the prison used it on the Furious Five.

Disclaimer: Most of this information isn't canon and mostly a joke around my family.
In order to learn the Shaolin 42 fake-out you must become a Shaolin, 45th chamber of the 34d dynasty.
by Jai-M215 August 8, 2019
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What you’d say to those who criticize your interests, as a defense.
Person 1: dude I can’t believe your a Konosuba fan that’s like the lowest of the low how can you like that shit
Person 2: I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the top
by Cited Waifu April 12, 2022
mugGet the I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the topmug.

fake friend

a fake friend is that stupid bitch that doesn’t want u to be happy in anyway. That stupid ass bitch doesn’t want to stand up for you and is just craving for popularity
Zia is so mean to me! I would never want to be with a fake friend
by buttercupniche November 13, 2019
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Fake grab ass year

They just want to grab girls asses they can’t get no girl that’s y they make these up fucking hell is this how much people have no girls😂
Fake Grab ass year

Grab ass year is fake🤦 ♂️
by Umair Ali February 24, 2020
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E-Fake

The term E-Fake is a name used for people who are try hard E-Boys. They are known for being glued to their phones on Tiktok to look for all the latest trends and styles and then trying to copy them for the aesthetic they want. They also are known for wanting to be or trying to be a try hard fuck boy. This is seen in the fact that they’ll go for anyone 13-15 because they know they have no chance with anyone they’re age as every girl hates him.
Friend 1: hey, do you want to hang out with Liam?
Friend 2: nah man, he an E-Fake and he tried to get in with his best mates 13 year old sister
Friend 1: ew, what a nonce
by The World Australia November 29, 2019
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