Ethan

someone you never forget. someone you miss with all of your heart.

if only that wasn’t the last time i would ever see ethan.

by m a n i a c November 24, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He will be your wonderwall and will constantly be on your mind. He will stick by your side through thick and thin. He will be the most amazing boyfriend, and will be the type to show up at your house at 9:30 pm with a bag of doritos. He will show you every beautiful thing you never saw in yourself and the world. And then he will leave. You will ask yourself what you did wrong. You will cry. You will not speak to him for years, but never fall in love with anyone else. You will end up back on his doorstep years later. Ethan is a drug. You are addicted. You will always relapse.

“Dude, me and Ethan broke up.”
“Oh, I’m so sorry.”
“It’s okay, we will probably get back together someday anyways. Until then, I’ll just sit around, missing him.”

by m a n i a c June 13, 2020

Ethan

Really gay and loved doing it. But he can’t get any money because he is sitting at home playing video games and getting the d

Ethan is the most bad person

by Skeskirt November 13, 2019

Ethan

Ususally on the ugly side of the spectrum, he has a few friends and is usually cool with everyone though. Although he is one of the biggest clowns to ever exist in the world and will be a virgin until he is 30. Also he is a boomer.

Oh my god that faggot ethan is such a boomer!

by Dgill34 January 25, 2020

Ethan

a special fat person who can script on roblox (hi ren)

Astro: Ethan work on ACZ-RAVEN <3

by carbide642 August 28, 2023

Ethan

Ethans seem like perfect guys at first. Super shy, cute, laidback, etc. They’ve got great hair, they’re super smart (like genius lvl) and it’s almost impossible not to fall in love with them. However. One day they’ll change their minds. They’ll say they don’t know if they love you or that they can’t be in a relationship anymore. They’ll play you and break your heart. And then they’ll stomp on it. Ethans seem perfect, but after a while, they disappoint you. Shy guys that turn into “cool” jerks, and they’ll make you think it’s all your fault.

Friend: Hey looks it’s Ethan.
You: Doesn’t he seem great!! But don’t let him fool you.

by one truthful dudeXD May 04, 2020

Ethan

he's funny, kind, has many friends, always makes people laugh, attractive and awesome overall

Person 1: Who's that guy? He's so funny!
Person 2: Oh, thats just Ethan.

by monke drip March 24, 2022