Biscuit

A narcotic substance mostly abused by the British, alongside tea, at about 4.00pm each day

1234 Brits die of biscuit overdose each year

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

flipping biscuits

worst swear of all time oh golly

teacher: you fail
you: flipping biscuits!

by neowhy December 7, 2016

Wet Biscuit

A Wet Biscuit is a person with homosexual tendencies.

"Hey guys I'm kinda feelin' like a wet biscuit."

by Doota 69 October 10, 2020

Biscuits

When music is bad

Person 1:*bad music comes on at party* damn this music sucks

Person 2: fr this song is straight biscuits

by Manicshitworm May 2, 2021

Bone Biscuit

When a man cream pies a whore and then goes home and fucks his significant other without rinsing or giving a fuck at all “ bring that bitches cum into my bitch”

Last night I bone biscuited my wife.. it was nasty sex. She didn’t even know❤️ 🔥😂😅

by RailedNatsy November 10, 2025

Sodomy Biscuits

Only certain people can buy these biscuit due to the way people voted.

I wanted to by a packet of Sodomy Biscuits and Lurleen told me I couldn't because I voted No

by EgoMeatMachine November 28, 2023

Not Lotus Biscuit

A ugly mf that crys their self to sleep every night bc their momma don’t love them.

Person 1: “You know who’s a homophobic 12 yr old sht eating dik suking curly toed 2 inch pp mistake?”

Person 2: “Who?”

Person 1: “User Not Lotus Biscuit on urban dictionary”

by chae.com September 21, 2021