by Poopbear69 January 06, 2021
Sophia: Did you pick up the dog at the vet?
Patrick: I thought you were going to pick up the dog at the vet!
Sophia: I told you that I was going to pick up some doggy treats at the store!
Patrick: And I told you that I couldn't pick up the dog because I was going to get a haircut!
Dog: My owners are taking a while to pick me up... they must be having couple beef.
Patrick: I thought you were going to pick up the dog at the vet!
Sophia: I told you that I was going to pick up some doggy treats at the store!
Patrick: And I told you that I couldn't pick up the dog because I was going to get a haircut!
Dog: My owners are taking a while to pick me up... they must be having couple beef.
by Leon 11037 January 09, 2018
Oh No! I ate some "Poop-Pee-Barf-Beef" And i have to-- *BARFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS* OH SHIT *BARFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FARTTTTTTTTTTTTTT PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*
by 867530NIIIIIIIEEIIIINNNEE April 18, 2025
The way Trump surrounds himself with yes men and lays into his critics, it's obvious he prefers mutton over beef.
by kurohi42 September 15, 2020
A smelly, juicy, rotten, plumptious, soggy, veiny, haemorrhoid filled, spoilt, mouldy, blue, spotty vaj.
by Bum your nan October 11, 2020
When a girl is giving her man a blowjob, and she bites on his tip to let him know, its the worst sex of her life.
Tristan thompson recieved the beef grinder from khloe khardashian after he was seen cheating on her.
by L0tionL0ver69 April 16, 2018