alright lets get one thing straight ethans toes are so buttery your tongue would slip off within NANOSECONDS please be careful around an ethan as they tend to suck blue cheese anywhere at anytime
by A3KT3K October 19, 2019
ethan likes blue cheese but maybe thats for the worse because he looks as blue as my frosted flaked dick, anway i hope we can meet face to face ethan, bye xoxo
by A3KT3K October 19, 2019
ETHAN IS SUUUUUUUUUUPER SLOW LIKE AHHHH HURRRY UP!!!! XOXOXA he is slower than my dad at fallout 76 and thats SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWprops cuz hes sliding all over the place with his buttery chewy toes and pearly white teeth
by A3KT3K October 19, 2019
nevermind ethan is a loner and once i saw him suck off a whole block of blue cheese, BARE MAN THE LAD IS i never want to suck his toes if its the last thing i do
by A3KT3K October 19, 2019
by Nuttygamer April 18, 2024
Ethan is the best
why?
he wants to be friends with everyone, BUT, he's very shy at first, but once you get to know him he's funny, very athletic
and just soemeon you want to be friends with.
BEWARE, do NOT piss Ethan off, he is strong, even though he does'nt look like it
why?
he wants to be friends with everyone, BUT, he's very shy at first, but once you get to know him he's funny, very athletic
and just soemeon you want to be friends with.
BEWARE, do NOT piss Ethan off, he is strong, even though he does'nt look like it
by ThatFoxx April 07, 2022