A male who regularly spends his family's weekly budget on weekend nose bags rather than sustaining his own family or paying child support. Very rarely appears to have any money and will plead poverty on any day of the week except Friday. An emotional abuser who can often be heard complaining about how nobody loves him. Is also allergic to cats, but only on Mondays and Tuesdays. Masturbates profusely when left unattended for five minutes.
"Why aren't we going on holiday again this year Mom? Well unfortunately when I was younger I married a Bag Dad"
by GetLucky500 January 25, 2022
Get the Bag Dadmug. When Andrew and Sherrie meet at karaoke, and Sherrie is my mom, Andrew is her bestie and they are now karaoke couple hahahaha
Karaoke dad/ husband - Andrew and Sherrie are a karaoke couple which makes me, the daughter karaoke kid.
by Angelawithhandles July 24, 2025
Get the Karaoke Dadmug. When a woman wants you to be a dad to her child but isn't sure. So she leaves you instead of taking the chance.
by Wirthman86 January 4, 2019
Get the fill-in-dadmug. 
by Prhrbrnrhd June 29, 2021
Get the Noah’s dadmug. Music filled with angst and repetitive grungy choruses, usually popular songs from about 20 years prior, at which point now divorced dads were in their formative teen years. Usually listened to not by choice, but rather the hearer is subjected to it against their will. Including but not limited to Creed, Nickelback, etc.
by Luluthighwalker July 19, 2023
Get the divorced dad musicmug.