"It's april 12!" - "Don't forget to babysit Tamás because he will do something dumb, it's International Butams day"
by birdbirdbird bird April 26, 2024

This day is April 24. You go tot he nearest Axel Chavez and pin him against the wall and insert your 9 inches into his tight butthole.
“Richie: hey Axel you know what day it is, I’ve been waiting for this day, It’s National Axel Chavez Butthole Day ”
“Axel: wait Richie we’re cousins.”
“Richie: Game is game now spread that tight hairy butthole.”
*axel crying*
“Axel: wait Richie we’re cousins.”
“Richie: Game is game now spread that tight hairy butthole.”
*axel crying*
by SkibiditolietRizz April 24, 2024

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relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

The holy grail of snowboard days. Not a single cloud in the sky. Just pure, blazing sunshine and crispy, untouched lines waiting to be shredded.
Example: "Bro, did you see the forecast? It’s gonna be a total bluebird day tomorrow—get ready to absolutely send!"
by SunnySNOWWW February 4, 2025

by Thatbitch.LayLay December 12, 2021

July 3rd is National fatherless day. Celebrate and joke about people who are fatherless such as Meowbahh, Zoophiles, People who hate technoblade and etc.
Bob: Hey guess what?
Friend: what?
Bob: It's National fatherless day
Friend: wait it is
Bob: yes
Friend: Yippee!
Bob: let's celebrate at the park and eat some McDonald's there!
Friend: Okay!
Friend: what?
Bob: It's National fatherless day
Friend: wait it is
Bob: yes
Friend: Yippee!
Bob: let's celebrate at the park and eat some McDonald's there!
Friend: Okay!
by National Fatherless Day July 3, 2022
