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Thumbs Day

When all of your friends are talking about if they’re going to do a legs day or a chest day at the gym, and you tell them you’re just going to play Xbox all day.
Nah I’m not going to the gym, it’s a thumbs day for me. I’ve been light on cardio also so I might walk to the microwave soon.
by itspoeticjustice July 17, 2016
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National E Day

If your name starts with E, you should get all the love and attention.
National E day means you get free pizza!
by JFK1242 March 1, 2023
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Three some day

Day where anyone you pick has to participate in a threesome with you. It doesn’t have to be today but you most claim it today. And you can use it whenever you want.
Hey wyd today?
My boyfriend used his three some day pass so I’m with him and this girl.
by Joe friend February 4, 2020
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Kiss a Femboy Day

On July 21st it is national Kiss a femboy day. On this day you must kiss any consenting femboys as an apology for the day before, which was Beat a Femboy day.
Guy 1: hey dude, it's kiss a femboy day today
Guy 2: oh no.. I beat up so many femboys yesterday...
by notacutefemboy July 20, 2023
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Hazy Days

1. Dude: "How been bruh?"

Bruh: "Just one of 'em hazy days"

2. Dude: "Aye, what happened this

morning?"

Bruh: "Hazy days partner, just

hazy days."
by Surpior_Applegam May 23, 2020
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National Nice Day

National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.
Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
by TheRandomGuy_BD June 1, 2022
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National Your Past Self Day

On January Second is the National Your Past Self Day, it is simple, you just be your past self! (if you remember your past self.)
"Today is National Your Past Self Day!"
by JustMoonlight. July 18, 2023
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