hard as fuck

people when they see ryan reynolds

ryan renolds got me hard as fuck

by jimmyhotdogs July 30, 2023

Gritty Fuck

When you are having sex (usually at the beach) and you get sand in the vagina.

Jenny and I were at the beach and had a gritty fuck.

by Norrin1 January 6, 2019

three-hole fucked

(v.) 1. To be metaphorically screwed over in every possible way; 2. To be literally screwed in each hole, every opening; 3. To have each gaping orafice filled with a phallus

1. "Man! I was just three-hole fucked by the court system."

2. "Ah shit! I just saw this dude trip, fall then three-hole fucked by a gang of dogs."

3. "You should totally try a three-hole fuck."

by #katface April 21, 2014

dumb fuckness

when your in the staight of dumb fuckery

my friend was commiting DUMB FUCKNESS tonight

by Duolingo_666spanish February 9, 2021

fuck the menstrual cycle

An exclamation of hatred towards menstrual cycles.

Megan: “I hate being on my period.”
Dave: “Damn, that sucks. Fuck the menstrual cycle.”
Megan: “Damn straight.”

by sirsmashalot March 30, 2024

fuck

a mistake done by your parents few years ago

fuck you

by aranvaav December 9, 2021

australia fuck yeah!!!!

Similar to America Fuck Yeah but Australianised or Australianized I can't spell but alright

Keep your guns!!!! we have our queen!!!!
Australia Fuck Yeah!!!!

by Brazzarazza6677 November 14, 2021