by Chris abruzzo April 3, 2016

by Oseudop168 April 25, 2023

Noun: Safety Fucker - A person who fuck‘s their Friend‘s significant other to prove the significant other‘s disloyalty and keep the friend safe from a bad relationship.
Verb: Safety Fuck - The act of fucking a Friend’s significant other to prove the disloyalty of the significant other to their friend, keeping them safe from a bad relationship
Verb: Safety Fuck - The act of fucking a Friend’s significant other to prove the disloyalty of the significant other to their friend, keeping them safe from a bad relationship
ex. 1 (Noun) - My friend is a top-tier Safety Fucker! He’s saved me from 8 bad relationships!
ex. 2 (Verb) - I Safety Fucked Jacob’s girl and now they aren’t dating. He’ll thank me later.
ex. 2 (Verb) - I Safety Fucked Jacob’s girl and now they aren’t dating. He’ll thank me later.
by Cugsly October 21, 2021

by Supermanjamz April 13, 2017

Thinking someone is stupid to trust them again; trying to downplay someone's brutal/calculating capabilities; trying to mess someone over; assuming that someone gives a fuck about how you feel.
If you think we are still on good terms after you switched up on me, you got life fucked up in a BIG way; In Other words: Sadly mistaken.
Synonymous with the term: "Got me fucked up"
If you think we are still on good terms after you switched up on me, you got life fucked up in a BIG way; In Other words: Sadly mistaken.
Synonymous with the term: "Got me fucked up"
If you think that I'm going to allow you to back into my home after you called the police on me for disciplining you behind your phone misuse, you got life fucked up.
by D20202000 July 15, 2023

an idiom warning to be aware of ones vulnerabilities and limitations and to avoid self-sabotaging situations. The idiom draws inspiration from 'dont throw bricks in a glass house' and Jack Glasscock-- a 20th century American baseball player who himself coined the phrase 'Charley Horse'.
You're literally the most socially anxious person I know, I dont know why you keep doing these speed-dating events. You know what they say, Dont fuck rock pussy with Glasscock.
by Minty7 February 9, 2024

by Real grammar wiz September 17, 2017
