Goodbye Sober Day

Your lips say one thing

but the drugs say another

how can I massage

this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post

Hang me up and drain me dry

Mend my shipwrecked spirit

Lift the veil from my eyes

Goodbye sober day

The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians

Of the future
And I still pity you

Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day

Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle

May your sea burn like tar

May your sky be rolled up like a scroll

May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say

If you went up in smoke?

If I dug you up

and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day

by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023

national grab boobs day

National Grab boob day is when you grab your girlfriend's tits and squeeze it. National Grab Boob day is on December 12th along with National Grab Ass

hey sarah it’s national grab boobs day can i grab your boobs “go ahead”

by bobby kills December 12, 2021

National Boyfriend Day

August 5th, the day you show that man of your dreams how much he is appreciated, loved, cared for, and all that is above and beyond. Do everything you can for this boy on this day, anything he needs and or wants, and i mean ANYTHING, including, VIDEO GAMES, free head pass, soapy boobies, WAP, and etc. Now go make him feel special bitches.

“What’d you get your boyfriend on National Boyfriends Day”?

“Whatever the fuck he wanted”!

National Boyfriend Day: Showing the man you love your appreciation for him

by dfkdfghusf August 5, 2021

Loss Day

Loss day is the day on which we celebrate the origin of loss memes, it was first used on june 2 by a user named Tim, and it has ever since dominated the meme pages of Instagram

"Hey dude, it's June 2! Loss day! Can't wait for all the loss memes today!"

by Ian9437 June 12, 2018

Beat a French day

On August 9th you can beat up any French person you see and the can't fight back

Oh did you know it's beat a French day today?

by TSK7 August 7, 2023

Doox Day

Doox Day is about celebrating Godmodding and shit. It takes place on December 10th.

Oh boy I cannot wait for Doox Day

by DeezNutsMan124 November 17, 2021

Crazy Plyo Day

A day designated to high-intensity plyometrics. This will contribute to your goal to produce more force in a short amount of time, and add inches to your vertical jump in hopes to compensate for something else.

Evan: Dude what happened to your legs???
Chris: I had crazy plyo day alright...
Evan: mf you're in a wheelchair!

by Seneca choris agape Panthera December 3, 2022