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Made of art and broken glass

Someone who eats a LOT of chocolate croissants.
"She's made of art and broken glass"
by Aw_k_ward November 20, 2018
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Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.
If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.
by QuacksO March 2, 2023
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The Adventures of Ook and Gluk: Kung-Fu Cavemen from the Future

a graphic novel by Dav Pilkey,1 the second spin-off of the Captain Underpants series
In March 2021, the author and publisher announced that The Adventures of Ook and Gluk: Kung-Fu Cavemen from the Future was being removed from the market for perpetuating harmful stereotype
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
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a guy who lives in his glory days

Guy was a pretty good HS football player but 40 years later STILL can’t stop talking about his modest accomplishments.
Joey was a decent QB in HS but NEVER went further, talks constantly about how great he was in his underwhelming a guy who lives in his glory days ” and everyone is sick and tired of his bullshit.
by dmillswvu82 July 26, 2024
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dont fuck rock pussy with Glasscock

an idiom warning to be aware of ones vulnerabilities and limitations and to avoid self-sabotaging situations. The idiom draws inspiration from 'dont throw bricks in a glass house' and Jack Glasscock-- a 20th century American baseball player who himself coined the phrase 'Charley Horse'.
You're literally the most socially anxious person I know, I dont know why you keep doing these speed-dating events. You know what they say, Dont fuck rock pussy with Glasscock.
by Minty7 February 9, 2024
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