Wet Treadmill

The magnum opus of humanities thousands of years of evolution and work. When someone calls you a Wet Treadmill, you are basically God to them. A Wet Treadmill is the kind of person you hear about all the time, but never actually meet. The pure sight of a Wet Treadmill will make your eyes orgasm and you fall to your knees, begging the Wet Treadmill to never leave. Wet Treadmill life spans are short though, so enjoy them while they last.

"You're, you're a Wet Treadmill..."
*shockwave ensues*
"IM COOOOMING"

"Have you ever met a Wet Treadmill?"
"Yes, it was the best experience of my life."

by ShaggyIguana October 5, 2020

Water wet

The pussy so wet it reminds you of nothing but water.

Damn Bae this shit water wet.

by Loudmouthcockface June 26, 2017

Wet meme

When you dream about memes and get a little wet.

Omg, Becky I just had a wet meme last night.

by CheeseburgerHelper May 27, 2016

wet hotdog

A pick up line you use when you have no other option

Damn guuuuurrrrrrlllllllll you look so fine you like a wet hotdog.

by Big dick daddy lover January 15, 2017

Wet mess

A wet mess is a cool person who wears glasses and has a smile that will put anyone in a good mood.

Omg Rebecca you are such a wet mess.

by Babyshark69 November 21, 2018

Wet burp

In space, an astronaut's stomach acid floats around in his stomach, so when they belch, a tiny bit of vomit will also come out, thus creating a wet burp.

Astronaut's spin around in space while burping to force the stomach acid down to prevent wet burps.

by sad_pizza September 26, 2018

wet one

a wet one often mistaked by the word shart is when you do a proper stoinker and couldnt hold it in often this happens in the shower or when your arse is lubricated/sweaty when you drop a wet one it is often good to check your pants in case of a shart

i got out the shower and dropped a wet one in my grandads feeding tube

by runny one March 5, 2022