Yo dude, I was flying this plane yesterday until at 30,000 ft, this douchebag pissed all over my Michael Strahan poster, so I had to grab two beers and jump.
by nosoyloco10 November 29, 2010
Get the Grab two beers and jumpmug. by Salty_Joe May 18, 2018
Get the two tip tummy terrorismmug. "Will: My friend knows this sqaw that he's completely in love with. But this particular sqaw just broke up with his best friend. Now, he don't wanna diss his boy or nothin, but he'd like to know how long is a good time to wait befire he... raidsthis sqaw's village, if you know what I'm sayin.
Philip: Ummmmm. Interesting you should bring that up. I had a case like that come before me just recently.
Will: Really?
Philip: Word up. Now this guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours after they broke up.
Will: Whoa, he waited that long?
Philip: Well, this other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.
Will: Dead?
Philip: No. Let's say he's, uh, two olives short of a martini.
Will: OHHHHHH!
Philip: So before your friend starts raiding any villages, he better be sure its worth it."
Philip: Ummmmm. Interesting you should bring that up. I had a case like that come before me just recently.
Will: Really?
Philip: Word up. Now this guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours after they broke up.
Will: Whoa, he waited that long?
Philip: Well, this other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.
Will: Dead?
Philip: No. Let's say he's, uh, two olives short of a martini.
Will: OHHHHHH!
Philip: So before your friend starts raiding any villages, he better be sure its worth it."
by i am nobody and i am sombody January 5, 2010
Get the Two olives short of a martinimug. Mat and Pat are two "best friends" who play random video games. They most commonly tease and bully each other as they play and even fight each other, when the can, in video games. But these antics are what make them so entertaining. They are part of the Machinima and TheSw1tcher you tube director/producer groups. They often have funny animation intro's that show just how good these boys get along. Pat is known to be the meanest and crudest of the two boys and Mat is more like the punching bag of the two. Although mat has thrown a few "punches" at Pat several times before. However they do appear to get along in a couple videos such as the Two Best Friends Play - Persona 4, Two Best Friends Play - Man Vs. Wild, and Two Best Friends Play: Rise of Nightmares. And they do have some rather foul language and adult themed comments through out most of their videos. They are still quite funny and at 57,215 subscribers they are not the most popular, however they deserve a lot more!
Two best Friends Play-Rise Of Nightmares
Pat: well that was shocking
Mat: Looks like he was caught hanging around
Pat: well that was shocking
Mat: Looks like he was caught hanging around
by WolfLuvar15 September 19, 2012
Get the Two Best Friends Playmug. Person A: I just cheated on my boyfriend with the most popular guy in school!
Person B: This is so exciting but bad at the same time!
Person A: Two shits and a fuck!
Person B: This is so exciting but bad at the same time!
Person A: Two shits and a fuck!
by ConjointedTwins June 17, 2009
Get the Two shits and a fuckmug. by Bylli May 24, 2009
Get the two stops from dagenhammug. Y'See that ginger twat over there by the play park? He keeps eyeing up the kids, must be a bit of a two-pin din plug.
by Zero_Vector May 4, 2004
Get the two-pin din plugmug.