Chinese cock trap

An act when 2 men put their cocks inside each end of a Chinese finger trap. They move back and forward causing the finger trap to jerk them off and to make them touch cock tips.
Hey guys, I just say the janitor and the math teacher doing a Chinese cock trap in the bathroom!
by Militaryman2002 May 10, 2016
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reply trap

A trap used on social media to lure people into replying to the post. Usually stating that something has happened to the person posting, but does not state what. This causes curious readers to ask what happened to him/her. These statement are usually exaggerated and are used as a cry for attention.
Person 1: This girl just posted "UGH THE WORST THING JUST HAPPENED I HATE MY LIFE!" on Facebook
Person 2: Such a reply trap
by TheWinningTrashCan April 08, 2016
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The Joe Schmoe Trap

When a guy seems too ordinary to draw any real attention
Nick wasn't getting many replies on Tinder-the was kinda stuck in the Joe Schmoe Trap.
by D Flawless November 16, 2019
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Trap house on wheels

The 661 in the morning and afternoon. Especially when the driver is late.
My bus is legit a trap house on wheels
by The 661 trap house November 07, 2019
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truth trap

A white lie cry for attention. Sorta the opposite of a thirst trap, used as a rebuttal if you find yourself trapped in a thirst.
I didn’t lie; you just fell into my truth trap.
Fernando fell into a truth trap after trying to thirst trap me!
by Thirsty for truth September 01, 2019
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Russian Crab Trap

The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.
Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends
by FuckJakeFromStateFarm February 20, 2020
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ur grandpap trap

Next best thing after “ur granny tranny
Every time this is said, the planets rotate around the dun 5 times in ten seconds.
Bill: ur granny tranny
Bob: don’t make me do it
Bill: DO IT PUSSY
Bob: Ur grandpap trap
*Bills gets exploded and the earth is ruled by bob.
by YEET.BOI April 10, 2018
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