sock of jiz

A way of describing a guy whos only interested in explicit pictures or sexting, but has no intention of actually hooking up.

Someone who is bold on snapchat, but doesn't initiate anything in person.

"How are things going with Derek?"
"He's being such a sock of jiz, he only hits me up when hes horny"

by taylxxr October 30, 2021

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sock children

Jerking off into a sock. Usually done out of laziness, desperation, or lack of better options.

Roommate's gone for the weekend? Time to make some sock children.

by 8BallPaul May 15, 2025

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SOCK CHILDREN

What's created after impregnating a piece of cotton or wool footwear

Mother: Why is your son socks always so moist

Father : Their full of SOCK CHILDREN and you're about to drown them

by Mileslongrod February 26, 2024

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copper sock

When you fill her butthole full of dryer lint and Fuck it until a new sock appears around your cock.

Man, I was missing one of my favourite knee highs for so long that I decided to give my girl a copper sock and make one myself. I copper socked her so hard she was farting the scent of bounce sheets all week, and I am still trying to pick the scuzz off my junk.

by Coppersock September 29, 2017

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