national mio finn richie boris mike miles wolfhard day

the day dedicated to the best person ever

sami: guys its national mio finn richie boris mike miles wolfhard day
mio: fuck off /j
sami: ilyt 🥰

by Smelly Suzie October 13, 2022

Gentle Mike

A short in stature robust man with a tiny cock. More like to want to suck the skin off a mans cock that to hold hands with a women. Love a good meal and would take one oVer a women’s vagina any day of the week and twice on Sunday. A true believer in the power of love this guy loves love. He once said if he could be reincarnated he would want to be Cupid over in the fire island pines this guys lives cock and witches all cum shots were directed at his face.

Gentle mike took 5 massive loads and was begging for more.

by Dax’s November 24, 2021

Mike Garrison

A man who lived hard and played hard. One who left the world two of the most bad ass respectful chicks who have led their children to walk with strength, love with with their hearts and live with honor. Mighty fierce in his battles

Mike Garrisons daughters are sexy xxx stars

by Freakyfetishgrl October 18, 2020

Dirty Mike

Owner of a petite cock.

Why are you such a dirty mike?

by Kaden1467 June 16, 2016

Mike and Marcos law

The observation that when the number of individuals for a given party increases to 3 or higher, the increased likelihood that the desired outcome of the planned event will diminish.

Look like no one here at the party, where everyone? Mike and Marcos law!

Let's keep this movie event at 3 people to keep Mike and Marcos law from happening.

by MardoMarket August 2, 2021

mike joyce

Is an English drummer. He is best known as the drummer for The Smiths.
He sued Morrissey and Johnny Marr because he wasn't paid the same as them, he is an amazing drumer and a sweet person but some of us hate him because he is the reason of why The Smiths will never reform, not even for 50,000 dollars

"Mike Joyce is an awesome drummer!"
"Yeah, I know, can we talk about the lawsuit?" I still love him

by Basilio13 April 19, 2017

Mushy mike

The act of vomiting into a cup, stretching a condom over it, and poking a hole at the top allowing a man to masturbate with it

Chloe always has the best puke. When she gives me mushy mikes it makes my cock so happy!

by Marniechan February 28, 2025