dream semen

The product of air master bation.

Davon air master bated at me yesterday. Got his dream semen all over my new glasses.

-Facts about Dream Semen-

Dream semen shows up on black lights as an electric orange color.

I'm red light. Dream semen turns into Robin Williams and grants you 3 wishes.

Three squirts of dream semen levels up Mario for an entire game board.

Dream semen boils at the same temperature that water freezes.

Dteam semen pairs well with dry whites and moist reds

Dream semen is what all of the lost boys were flinging at each other during the dinner scene in the movie hook. It is the most accurate visual documented in human history.

Dream semen does not get women pregnant; It just makes them fat.

by Duchess Valentine March 31, 2017

DREAM STAN

a 50 year old roleplaying idiot who watches hentai all day and never leaves his room even for water they never have seen the sun or grass or the outside for 40 years and has been dehydrated since 2010 - present, and someone who sings mask iun public every 10 secs, and says "ill kill you" if u dont like dream. and is fatherless

DREAM: new minecraft manhunt video!!!!
stan: yes!!! now i need to watch this for 1 year straight!!!!!!
me: fuck off dream stan bitch

by imagine caring 69420 August 11, 2022

manic pixie dream lesbian

A manic pixie dream lesbian is the lesbian counterpart to a manic pixie dream girl - generally outgoing, social and the leading romantic interest, leading another girl to a happier view of life.

A: She is a manic pixie dream lesbian.
B: Are you having a stroke?

by Peshakito October 11, 2023

Dream Client

literally the best minecraft external client lmao dreamclient.xyz

Ayo nigga did u see how I fucked that mf in a PvP?
Yuh I was using Dream Client

by dreamclientxyz April 4, 2021

all day i dream about soccer

The slogan 'all day i dream about soccer' 1981-2017 was created by Barbara Gauss, Germany.

In her eBOOK 'all day i dream about sport' she talks about her life, the way she grew up, the dreams she had as a child and young grown up and the struggle she is going thru today, while defending her rights as a trademark owner, creator and sole owner of the intellectual property worldwide of the following slogans:

'all day i dream about soccer'
'all day i dream about sports'
'all day i dream about sport'

See also 'sports'

'all day I dream about soccer' is what ment everything to me when I was small and is what I feel, if I had to describe my childhood.

by Barbara Gauss July 26, 2017

Dream

Some random rumpelstiltskin looking fucko that hides his face and hates little kids on twitter

Person 1: Who's that dumbshit with the mask?
Person 2: Oh, that fucker? He's just dream.

by Zippe July 5, 2023

Dream

A Minecraf Speedrunner who is friends with GerogeNotFound, Sapnap, etc and has over 16 miillion subscribers and killed Tommyinit in his own SMP. now everyone hates dream

Speedrun is like how Dream can finish a game in 33 minutes

by Koritea March 3, 2021