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Donkey Water

The water left over in the pot after boiling hot dogs. Generally discarded, but sometimes consumed as a beverage over ice.
"Damn, I left the donkey water in the pot until it separated."

"Hey it's cool, just give it a quick microwave and stir, I'll drink that shit."

"No way, it's either fresh out the pot over ice or nothing. This donkey water is no longer fit for consumption."

"Dang, guess I gotta go kill myself."

"Bet."
by Kyle Swanzey July 11, 2024
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Donkey Kong-ing

Donkey Kong-ing is when you go to an apartment staircase and start throwing barrels or garbage bins at people using the stairs.
Example of the usage of the word Donkey Kong-ing:

Guy 1: "Yo dude I just went Donkey Kong-ing and hit Jeff"

Guy 2: "that poor bastard"
by Jester0FTheM00N August 30, 2024
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Go Stomp A Donkey

To have sex with a coke slut/meth whore etc.

To beat up a coke slut/meth whore etc.

A stomped donkey is an over-used girl/vagina.
"Hey fuck you buddy how about you go stomp a donkey"

"I stomped this nasty donkey Jenn last night man, Made sure I double wrapped no worries."

"I beat up that coke slut from that party last night, Hillary?

Yeah Hillary, You stomped that donkey eh?"

"Paris Hilton has a stomped donkey"

"Paris Hilton's donkey has in fact been stomped."
by EtchaSketch August 26, 2013
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Donkey Sunset

An event where an English teacher can use as a scape goat for his class
by DonkeySunset March 10, 2011
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Donkey Bitchass

An alias for Donkey Kong given by DashieXP, this is due to his hatred towards the character caused by getting hit with a red shell from him once.
*Donkey Kong appears*
Dashie: Donkey Bitchass..
by anonymous4chanfunkin August 5, 2025
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donkey

A football (soccer) player with physical strength, but little ball control and passing abaility. A donkey tipically "hoofs" the ball. Is unskilled and gets angry when told the truth. Example: Lukaku
by 1212131415161718 January 27, 2021
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Donkey Noodle

When you put a dick into a pool noodle and create a vacuum on the other side.
Yo, I totally donkey noodle'd myself. it totally works.
by chuckenUwU January 29, 2024
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