Breaking news!

Sentient chicken pot-pie doesn't like fire. Condemns Self-Immolation.

Hym "Breaking news! I'm running out of 'things that go in ovens' to call him. A Thanksgiving turkey! Living lasagna! Assorted bakery foods. Muffin (a repeat), Brownies (Which SOUNDS racist but isn't), Birthday Cake (Just seems lazy), A ziti? Baked ziti? I don't even know what that is. It's hard to think of non-bakery things. Meatloaf (another repeat). Roast beef? Do jews have baked goods? That'd be like a poptart cooking a poptart, wouldn't it? Pizza. Calzones. A baby. You can cook a baby in an oven. So, that counts... Hmmm... Pie. Obviously. Stuffed hashbrowns... I need to cook more."

by Hym Iam February 29, 2024

V break

Mental illness that is caused by being too long on the internet

He is weird, he has a V break syndrome.

by anonymous March 1, 2024

Break a bitch off

Beating a girls ass, fucking her up.

I’m gonna break a bitch off if sHe flirts with my man.

by Bambie2525 March 15, 2024

earnings-break

That time after university after employment where there's no earnings.

The fsp's wouldn't release finance becasue there is an earnings-break.

by patrickthestarfishv2 March 19, 2024

Breaking down

It does even mean anything when YOU say it because you clearly didn't get it.

Hym "You're a dumb person. You're dumb. You don't like being dumb so you shit on smart people. THAT'S WHAT YOU WOULD SAY IF I WAS SAYING IT. The language breaking down is part of the problem that YOU'RE CREATING by being the way you are you fucking trash."

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024