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Turbo Snake

A Turbo Snake is the genitalia of a man, most commonly known as a penis.

Turbo Snake is used when a gentleman wants to show his dominance to a female, often by showing her his massive schlong, this usually entices the female to mate with the man and allows him to show the true power of his Turbo Snake.
"Go on mate, get ya turbo snake out and show her what ya got!"
by imconfusedbythistoo September 24, 2018
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Jake the Snake

Lost in a boxing match by forfeiting because of a bunch of excuses and then chatted like he couldve beat the terminator.
I'm feeling tired and need to work on my stamina, oh you're like jake the snake.
by SpicyMuffin24 October 2, 2020
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snake drapes

Dude this bitch I fucked last nite had some huge snake drapes
by Alma Dixon June 2, 2018
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Snake

Nikki is such a snake
by Nadia lol May 16, 2018
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Snake

Alive wiggly penis aka the best kind of penis
Person 1: I love my snake
by Wkbdwjaondbsb November 13, 2022
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wrinkle-snake

A penis, typically found in its natural environment - shriveled in the cold. But beware, when warmed up and activated, they have the ability to financially cripple you.
Fucksake Ryan, ever since you let your girlfriend near your wrinkle-snake last winter, your social life has really gone to the shitter.
by Lord of Snails November 16, 2020
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slamming the snake

a form of masturbation that involves slamming the penis between two hard objects
i just caught this drunk shit slamming the snake in the toilet
by Xxxhunterx13 October 29, 2015
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