two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them

"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."

by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021

Smoked

To beat someone up most commonly with your fists or at times a pistol .

He was about to get smoked.

by Skeezer May 16, 2019

Smoke on the Water

the only song someone who claims to know how to play guitar but never does will ever play for you

Gary took one guitar lesson and thinks he's a prodigy because he knows how to play the opening to Smoke on the Water

by 420VapeMaster69. July 26, 2023

Smoke's resident dweeb

You know who she is.

"I've only done $1000 in sales once, I'm Smoke's resident dweeb"

by bb311 May 26, 2023

half smoked

Vancouver Island, BC Native slang for half breed

“Are you half smoked? Whose your parents?”

by itZe August 18, 2019

Smokee

When you have a smoke/dart and a coffee. (After effects may including constant shitting of pants after 3 minutes of first dose.

Doggan had a smokee and shitty his pantsies

by Bishkomoff August 27, 2021

Smoking Math

The process of substance abusing the subject of math.

The stronger stuff requires things such as textbooks to make
but the weaker stuff can be made with just notes and flashcards.

In highschool there were a lot of dealers for smoking math

by Kidinadinosuit September 22, 2022