Soup and Salad

One person is taking a shit, someone else comes in (really hungover) needing to vomit. The shitter spreads his or her legs and the vomiter hits the hole.

I just wanted to take a shit, but when Leah came in we had to soup and salad

by Robert Worden May 5, 2018

soup licker

A weird ass bitch that licks rusty ass spoons throws the rusty spoon and licks the soup

Tyrone: Hey bro you got soup
Jamal: Yea bro want some
Tyrone: Yea I wanna lick some
Jamal: Bro no that’s fucking weird

Tyrone: no! It’s not

Jamal: soup licker :you’re a weird ass bitch that licks rusty ass spoons throws the rusty spoon and licks the soup

Tyrone: fuck you

Jamal: go fuck your soup

by Addy dumick December 19, 2020

Cold Soup

When someone pisses on the snow and proceeds to fuck a person on top of the snow on the bed of piss, only to instead of cum inside of the partner to proceed and piss inside of the partner to warm them from the cold

"Me and tony had some cold soup last night, it was great!"

by Emma+friends February 21, 2017

soups bonks

Abbr. Super bonkers. Something that’s so impressive its almost unbelievable

Did you see how close that car was to hitting us??? Jeez that was soups bonks

by jjhgffghf February 15, 2024

Drum the soup

Repetetive and mundane responsibilities or tasks, also represented by other nonsensical "Verb" the "noun" combinations.

I don't want to drum the soup all day. I don't want to drum the soup my life away.

by TROUTEDmilk September 12, 2021

Zucchini Soup

(noun) Vomit, throw up, puke.

When I woke up this morning the floor was covered in Zucchini soup.

by zucchini-lover August 21, 2019

Breakfast Soup

When you put way too much hot water in your oatmeal

Damn I put way too much water in this oatmeal now it’s just breakfast soup!

by Smartalecbaldwin February 7, 2020