Retardish 

A language created for the people of less intellegence. A mixture of words that only makes sense to the dense or dumb. This is translated by the select few. M. Sullivan created this language.

"RETARDISH" is a very simple language, if you over think it or try to make sense of it then it will never seem clear.

What the hell is he talking about, I don't know he's just talking retardish.

example: he keeps can garrett slap ass and thats my name

Translates to be

Chuck called Garrett Slapass and that is Mike's nickname for the fanasty league, so Mike protested and wanted Chuck to stop calling Garret the nickname designated for him.

Retardish by Garrett L Hoffman September 14, 2007

Buenos Retardes 

Formal way to greet a mentally challenged person in spanish.

Buenos retardes! Como estas?

Buenos Retardes by JonkoXL October 14, 2017

Sugar Retarded 

A slur for a person who is diabetic or has abnormally high blood sugar.

What are you, sugar retarded or something? Always trying to overdose on those syringes of incline.

Sugar Retarded by T H O T P O L I C E October 2, 2018

Horseshoe retardation 

When you're so retarded it becomes based

Person 1: ''If it was WWII right now, and the US would be fighting against Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan, you would support the latter two?''
Twitter user: ''Since I oppose the US, yes.''
Person 2: ''Wow, you have horseshoe retardation,''

Horseshoe retardation by Resterez May 29, 2021

Retarnet

Basically when you go on the internet for a long time, you turn into a fucking idiot. Called a Retarnet. An (internet Retard)

Innocent: Hey what is this thing called 9gag? On the internet? Lemme checkit out
(2 month later)
(I tickle my pickle and anal Unicorns!!) Retarnet

Retarnet by Yacker's Popular Words January 31, 2014

Rearded 

I can't say the other word or Twitter will get me.

You are rearded

Rearded by Red Yoshi April 26, 2021

Wicked Retahded

1. Used to reference something good or exceptional
2. Used negatively in response to the rest of the world's obsession/hatred of the Boston area accent.
3. Used to descride how your face looks after I fight you for critisizing my accent despite being unprovoked.

"That homerun Ortiz hit was wicked retahded", "Why does everyone act wicked retahded when it comes to our accent?", "Hey Mike, look what I just did to this douchebags face, he looks wicked retahded!"

Wicked Retahded by Kiva August 30, 2008