Psychomantis

Psychomantis is immaculate and better than you

OMG THATS SO QUIRKY LIKE PSYCHOMANTIS

by Beutreesz July 30, 2021

Psychedelicosis

The moment during a psychedelic trip when you feel like the high will never end and instantly start going into psychosis.

If you take too many psychedelics, you’ll experience psychedelicosis. Thus have a bad trip.

by Josh.T.P.K.B August 2, 2021

Psychologed

the past tense of psychology

i have been psychologed

by doctor paul s August 6, 2021

psyfuck confucianism

chaotic teaching

the teacher and student learned through "psyfuck confucianism"

by PsyfuckConfusian August 11, 2021

psycho calling

Calling over and over again just to get a call back.

Henry: Bob won’t freaking stop calling me.
David: He’s probably just mentally ill.
Henry: What should I do?
David: Just block Bob whose psycho calling

by WillZthousand August 23, 2021

psychozone

Using pop culture psychology to demerit a reasonable counterargument. A derivative of the ad-hominem attack.

I'm apparently in the psychozone. My factual examples caused cognitive dissonance, so she resorted to psychozoning me and recommended "therapy" for my personal issues. She's a psychologist, at least according to The View and Huffington Post. My prognosis is "Toxic Masculinity", a term not found in the APA's DSM5 or any serious medical journals but prolific in marketing departments run by frustrated soccer moms blaming Western patriarchy for their poor life choices.

by Neopatriarch September 9, 2021

psychozone

A pop culture psychological evaluation in response to facts that cause cognitive dissonance. A derivative of the ad-hominem attack.

I'm apparently in the psychozone. My factual examples caused cognitive dissonance, so she resorted to psychozoning me and recommended "therapy" for my personal issues. She's a psychologist, at least according to The View and Huffington Post. My prognosis is "Toxic Masculinity", a term not found in the APA's DSM5 or any serious medical journals but prolific in marketing departments run by frustrated soccer moms blaming Western patriarchy for their poor life choices.

by Neopatriarch September 9, 2021