Provenance Pickle

An involuntary bowel movement upon hearing the value of an antiquity.

Charlotte was on Antiques Roadshow with that ugly painting she had hanging behind the chiffonier in her boudoir. When she found out it was worth $69,0000 she lost control and beefed a Provenance Pickle into her bloomers.

by Beef Mcgriddle February 13, 2021

pickle in a pouch

A pickle sized dick wrapped up in a slick lubey condom

Oh baby give me your moist firm pickle in a pouch

by hamslice6969 September 9, 2019

Pickle Dick Fuck Cunt

some fucker who has a pickle sized dick that is a total asshole or cunt and is a hard bottom bitch

Guy 1: That guy looks like a Pickle Dick Fuck Cunt Girl 1: You are so right, what a waste

by big weewee haver August 22, 2019

Norwegian Pickle Jar

When a group of 4 or more white males with peni under four inches in length and 1.5 inches in girth all insert they’re penises into the same bitthole of a girl simulatiously.

Damn dude. You should have seen it. She invites all of them over and they have her a Norwegian pickle jar.

by Butchugger12345 May 29, 2018

sandy pickle

When you are having sex on the beach and you stick you dick in the sand and then in her.

I gave her the sandy pickle

by Hokpoke August 28, 2018

pickle back

When someone slips a Gurken up your backside and slaps your ass so hard that pickle relish comes out.

My wife needed some relish to finish her deviled eggs so she gave me a pickle back.

by Machinegun Mike June 22, 2021

Crime Pickle

A pickle who commits tax fraud on the daily. This pickle has not gotten arrested because he simply goes inanimate when he hears the sirens. He can run fast and escape any grip with his slippery pickle juice. He will never be caught and/or convicted.

Person #1: What is that green thing the cops are chasing?
Person #2: That is THE Crime Pickle, he can always escape, just you watch.

That Crime Pickle is so good at Tax Evasion.

by GrinchMan25 November 18, 2022