Puked My Pants

Puked (in) My Pants
To defecate in one's trousers.

I just Puked My Pants!

by Mr.Coffee August 19, 2006

Soup in Pants

Female: When a female has discharged through to her panties.

Male: When a male has ejaculated into his underwear.

"Lately, there's been a soup forming in my pants" - Jesse U.

Jesse has recently experienced Soup in Pants.

by Cheryl S. May 01, 2006

Peep your pants

To both pee and poop your pants at the same time.

You were so excited the hot girl knew your name, it made you peep your pants!

by Towchain December 28, 2009

Mr. Happy Pants

When a cat kneads/massages your neck/back/boobs,or any other part of your body, while purring, and kissing/sucking on your ears/eyes ect.

Gizmo was in his Mr. Happy Pants mood today.
Well look at that Mr. Happy Pants.
Mr. Happy Pants gave me a boob massage.

by CrystalB85 March 18, 2007

Coffee down the pants

Getting arrested or getting charged with a felony

Ah man I got a bagel in my ass and coffee down the pants for going 50 over in a school zone.

by Homosexuasaurus November 03, 2019

Skinny Pants Dance

The movement to try to keep your skinnies on when they are too tight and keep falling down.

Bob: "What is that little dance she does after she bends down?"

Bill: "Thats her skinny pants dance. Forgive her, she's still trying to still fit into size 0."

by xlxTaShxlx April 09, 2010

sauced his pants

He who indulges in fatty foods and a quart of malt liquor.

Jerry drank a quart of Colt45, ate a bucket of KFC original recipe and sauced his pants. Stunk like fuck.

by Dawgbreff December 30, 2017