Wikipedia Hell is neither mere idea nor unknown reality, though it is as close to both as a benevolent razor to a neck. It exists as much as Facebook or your email address, less than poplar trees, Autumn, red wheelbarrows, and raindrops, and more than the color red or Communism. While it is supposed that Jesus can visit the page, as easily as any, visitors cannot find Jesus' Wikipedia page from here. Theoretically Jesus would also be unable to visit his own page.
by The Real Astan October 05, 2013
Drunk...Very drunk...so drunk you have to close one eye so you only see one set of lines on the highway to get yourself home. (Disclaimer: if your think drunk then you probably shouldn't be driving home in the first place)
by Robertpaulchapagne November 15, 2019
I went to the doctor and someone in the waiting room asked me if I go to church. When I said “no”, he started Hell Yelling at me. “You godless son-of-a-bitch, you are going to burn in hell forever.
by Kevitar December 26, 2019
"Oh my god I am literally having the worst cramp of my life right now"
"Is it the unwanted monthly subscription to the waterfalls of hell again?"
"Is it the unwanted monthly subscription to the waterfalls of hell again?"
by Ilikeoreosandpussyyyy May 11, 2022
The Hell you encounter once you have made extensive modifications to your car, and begin to run into complications further down the line. This can be in the form of things like installing heads and cam only to have a valve spring break or installing long tube headers only to have an alternator wire burn a hole in them or melt thru them. Things like this are what Mod Hell is. Issues that wouldn't have happened had you not started to touch shit.
Joe: Whats going on Jack! Where's the Mustang at?
Jack: In the shop.
Joe: Again?
Jack: Yeah, I installed a K&N filter and the oil damaged my MAF sensor so I'm waiting on the new one to come in.
Joe: Mod hell, huh?
Jack: Mod hell.
Jack: In the shop.
Joe: Again?
Jack: Yeah, I installed a K&N filter and the oil damaged my MAF sensor so I'm waiting on the new one to come in.
Joe: Mod hell, huh?
Jack: Mod hell.
by Sandman Himself September 20, 2015
I don't bother with ANY religion --- Catholicism or otherwise --- and so I don't worry too much about "Hell merries". I just try to conscientiously follow the Golden Rule, and leave it at that.
by QuacksO October 31, 2023
Unbelievably bad sex.
by Didugetyourticketstothegunshow April 04, 2020