Monkey Chatter

The noise that comes from a person's mouth when they go on and on about nothing or when a person simply seem to talk to hear their own voice.

I saw Sally in the hall and tried to head the other way in order to avoid her(monkey chatter).

by SmartandPretty September 5, 2007

Monkey Dog

A Monkey Dog (commonely refered to as a Jack Russel) is a Jive Ass, Jumping Jack, little bladder with four legs. They typically pick one Master and spend their entire life either trying to jump up their master's ass or dreaming about jumping up the master's ass. They are very intelligent and very stuburn. They know when they do wrong but just don't give a monkey's rat ass. They pretend to be sorry but don't you be fooled. Some Monkey Dogs have their own pet cats. These cats are refered to as "Monkey Dog Cats" because they are Monkey dog's cat. Monkey dog cats look like cats but they act like monkey dogs.

For Example when I walk into the house I scream "Where's My MONKEY DOG?" I turn arround and pull the monkey dog out of my ass. Not far away is Monkey dog cat staring intensly at the monkey dog.

by Monkey Dog Daddy (Eddy) December 9, 2008

fuck monkey

A curse word when you've done something quite stupid. Monkey added on after fuck somewhat softens the word fuck when fuck may seem a bit too harsh.

When you keep missing easy shots in a game of pool you may blurt out "Fuck monkey!!" due to your frustration with yourself.

by Heather December 24, 2003

Sand Monkey

Sand Monkey: A person that is born within African American and Middle Eastern descent. i.e. sand nigger and porch monkey. In essence, a Sand Monkey is a person that is a sand nigger and a porch monkey combined into one person.

Billy: Look at that Sand Monkey over there! He's really accomplishing the task of finishing his nig stick.

Timmy: What's a Sand Monkey, Billy?

Billy: A Sand Monkey is a sand nigger and a porch monkey combined.

by Darkshadow33 March 18, 2011

funky monkey

a woman's pussy that smell bad.

when she pulled down her panties,i could smell her funky monkey,i then said can we just cuddle.

by domino66 November 22, 2010

CRANK THE MONKEY

It's when you know something about someone else that sets them off and you bring it up in conversation...you are "cranking the monkey"...kinda like an organ grinder cranks the organ...except you are cranking the monkey instead! It's usually a sore spot with them...something that happened or didn't happened that they are mad about. It's like reopening the "wound". It could also be just a reference to something about them (cosmetic or otherwise) that they are not happy hearing.

I love it when you wear your baseball cap backwards...it's so "mature" looking! Oh...I didn't mean to crank the monkey?

by Mike Piskulic September 14, 2006

monkey slops

a meal, almost certainly vegetarian and prepared by a Dyke Flatmate, that is so bland and depressing in its appearance that it could be compared to monkey food in a third rate, third world zoo.

Jesus! What are you eating there Tamara! Looks like fucking Monkey Slops!

by morningside4life October 18, 2009