Is a kind hearted man who most likely will chase after the out spoken girls. Very cute and usually can be seen wearing a cross necklace. Is not the best at dancing but still does it for the sake of the memories. At first he may seem idiotic but later you’ll see he is actually smart but hides it because it’s not his personality. Most of your friends will hate him for no reason even though he is super nice and will love you till the day he dies
by XxPoloXx April 14, 2022
Get the Maxmug. The absolute apex of pathological liars. This individual doesn't just bend the truth, they sculpt it into elaborate masterpieces of fiction. Their reality is a hall of mirrors, where every reflection is a carefully constructed lie.
Here are some examples of "Liar Pro Max" usage with random people names:
Co-worker Conversation:
Mark: "Hey Sarah, did you get a chance to print those client contracts?"
Sarah (Liar Pro Max): "Absolutely, Mark! I finished them this morning. A bald eagle actually snatched them out of my printer and soared them straight to FedEx. Should be there any minute!" (The contracts haven't even been touched)
Neighborly Inquiry:
Jessica: "Hey David, how come your car was parked in my driveway yesterday?"
David (Liar Pro Max): "Wow, small world! Turns out gnomes are having their annual yodeling competition across the street, and apparently, my car is the grand prize. They borrowed it for the ceremony." (David was borrowing Jessica's car without permission)
Roommate Quandary:
Michael: "Dude, where's the last slice of pizza?"
Emily (Liar Pro Max): "Aliens. Definitely aliens. They beamed down last night with a giant spaceship shaped like a pepperoni and abducted the last slice for intergalactic research purposes." (Emily ate the last slice)
Co-worker Conversation:
Mark: "Hey Sarah, did you get a chance to print those client contracts?"
Sarah (Liar Pro Max): "Absolutely, Mark! I finished them this morning. A bald eagle actually snatched them out of my printer and soared them straight to FedEx. Should be there any minute!" (The contracts haven't even been touched)
Neighborly Inquiry:
Jessica: "Hey David, how come your car was parked in my driveway yesterday?"
David (Liar Pro Max): "Wow, small world! Turns out gnomes are having their annual yodeling competition across the street, and apparently, my car is the grand prize. They borrowed it for the ceremony." (David was borrowing Jessica's car without permission)
Roommate Quandary:
Michael: "Dude, where's the last slice of pizza?"
Emily (Liar Pro Max): "Aliens. Definitely aliens. They beamed down last night with a giant spaceship shaped like a pepperoni and abducted the last slice for intergalactic research purposes." (Emily ate the last slice)
by chaffchaffchaffchaffchaffchaff June 2, 2024
Get the Liar Pro Maxmug. by Bamnoodled January 14, 2020
Get the Maxmug. being a max is a versatile word phrase when someone is being intelligent, creative, funny, kind, cool, or in general an upstanding and awesome person. It is the utmost of compliments and should be treated as such!
he was totally being a max when he helped me find motivation to do my homework!
that guy absolutely killed it on stage, talk about being a max!
that guy absolutely killed it on stage, talk about being a max!
by the loch ves monster November 23, 2021
Get the Being a Maxmug. by Your sisters best friend October 15, 2020
Get the Max Mooremug. by anonymous November 21, 2021
Get the Maxmug. Adherents to the moronic and irrational belief that Bitcoin (BTC) has to be crippled to a 1mb blocksize and that suffering extreme transaction fees, unreliability and slowness helps make BTC useful as a store of value.
by pyalot April 22, 2021
Get the max coronsmug.